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I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women who are on the site don’t realize it.
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I have to thank my mother for helping all my dreams come true, except the sex dreams. That would just be creepy.
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Can’t tell whether I just got fired or quit but either way my boss is dead. Wait a second, this doesn’t taste like my penis at all. When I go in for a kiss I keep my mouth open. I would like to...
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It’s tank top and shorts season for cute young girls which means it’s trench coat season for creepy old men.
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This spring I’m going to get rid of my tan lines by never exposing my skin to light.
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I met my girlfriend online. She lied about her age of course, “Oh I’m thirteen,” she said.
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I took an online personality test and it asked me, “what is the first thing that people usually notice about you?” So I put, “that I’m standing in their kitchen.”
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